Posts Tagged ‘ Jokes ’
On the night before his honeymoon, a young husband to be, a member of the Parti Quebecois, was listening to some last-minute advice from his father, who was also a PQ member. “My son, when you walk into your bedroom, you pick up your wife in your arms, because a Quebecer is strong! “And you [ READ MORE ]
Judge Judy to Prostitute: “When did you realize you were raped?” Prostitute (wiping away tears): “When the check bounced&#[ READ MORE ]
THE POTTY A LITTLE THREE YEAR OLD BOY IS SITTING ON THE TOILET… HIS MOTHER THINKS HE HAS BEEN IN THERE TOO LONG, SO SHE GOES IN TO SEE WHAT’S UP. THE LITTLE BOY IS SITTING ON THE TOILET READING A BOOK. BUT ABOUT EVERY 10 SECONDS OR SO HE PUTS THE BOOK DOWN, GRIPS [ READ MORE ]
The Pope and Tiger woods died on the same day and because of an administrative mix up the Pope went to hell and Tiger Woods went to heaven. The Pope explains the situation to the administrative clerk in hell, and after checking the paperwork admits that there is an error. “However”, the clerk explains, “it would be 24 hours [ READ MORE ]
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